“Is that the Easter Bunny already?” she exclaimed with dismay, pointing
to a cottontail and basket in the distance. The pastor responded,
“Are ye not prepared?”
Can’t make it down to the Easter Egg Roll at the White House? Somehow your invitation got lost? A few merchants in Harper’s Ferry are subsidizing the Executive Branch’s efforts with private funding for complimentary Easter Eggs for the countless children whose invitations were lost due to postal service downsizing and blocked GPS signals usually received by the Easter Bunny to ensure timely delivery every year. Supplies are limited and are available at self-selected establishments.
Have a joyful Easter Season!